Grace: "Why is it called ‘Barnes and Noble’. What is a noble? They don’t sell barns and nobles. They just sell books. And big cookies. They should just call it the bookstore."
Grace: "My name is not Grace."
Me: "Well, what is your name then?"
Grace: "Grace. DOT COM."
Grace: "Wendy is a girls name. But Hamburger is a boy’s name. So we don’t order hamburgers, just chicken nuggets because we are girls and we don’t like yucky things that are for boys."
Me: "What about McDonalds?"
Grace: "McDonalds is a grandma’s name because that is where Grandmas take you. Mommies don’t because it is just too ‘pensive."
Grace: "I want to go see the Heigh-ho Grandma."
Me: "Heigh-ho?"
Grace: "Heigh. Ho. Grandma."
Me: "Ooooo-kay. Why is Grandma ‘heigh-ho? Like Snow White? Is it because she has lots of woodland creatures in her yard?"
Grace: "NO! Because she lives in Heigh-Ho!!"
Me: "You mean Ohio?"
Grace: "Yes! Oh-heigh-ho!"
Oh, my Gracie girl…. You continually crack me up.
