This weekend, we went rock climbing for the first time. (Well, the girls and I had never gone. Husband loves rock climbing.)
We went to the Philadelphia Rock Gym for the Family Climbing Package that we scored on Living Social a few weeks ago. All of us put on our harnesses, then Husband and I got a quick lesson in belaying and they said, "Okay! Go ahead and climb." The kids were like "OKAY, AWESOME!" and immediately headed to the most difficult wall, while I immediately volunteered to belay with my feet planted firmly on the ground.
The girls found out fairly quickly that rock climbing is not as easy as it looks, especially when you're little! Neither of them got very high – maybe 10 feet off the ground – before they got scared or stuck, but they had fun and loved zooming back down to the ground.
Then it was mommy's turn. I climbed up fairly quickly to the top of the wall… Surprisingly, that was the easy part. It was the getting back down part that got to me. Or, to be more accurate, it was the turning around and realizing just how high up I was that got to me.
Husband and I had the following conversation (which may not totally accurate, as I was hanging off a wall approximately 2000 feet in the air.)
Husband: Look down so I can get a picture!
(that is me trying not to have a panic attack)
Me: (concentrating on breathing, as to avoid fainting) How do I get down?
Husband: Lean back and let go!
Me: Ex-CUSE me? What do you mean "lean back?"
Husband: Just let go and you'll fall back down to the ground!
Me: No! I'm afraid!
Husband: You're not going to fall! Just let go!
Me: Wait, you just said I would fall!
Husband: Yes, but you'll be fine.
Me: (again concentrating on breathing) Okay.
*nothing happens*
Husband: JUST LET GO!
Me: (closing my eyes and taking a deep breath… and letting go)
*fall very quickly to the ground, although he was right, in that I did not die.*
Me: I don't want to do that again for awhile. Man, this is so going on the blog.
Husband: Good thing I make you do stuff like this, otherwise you wouldn't have anything to write about.
*insert glare*
Besides the whole "getting back down to the ground" thing, it was very fun. The kids had a blast! And it was quite a workout! I could barely feel my arms when we were done. We'll totally go again sometime.
You can come with us if you want.
You can climb… I'll belay for you.