I am at a parenting loss. I am so angry and frustrated with this particular child I. Could. Scream. Maybe I will. Excuse me a moment.
Okay. Here’s the situation: Ellie has pink eye. No big deal you say? Oh, please come be a fly on my wall.
Yesterday we went to the doctor to get the needed eye drops. Sidebar: while we were there, they gave Ellie her flu shot to save me a trip later. By “they” I mean Me and Nurse #1, who held her down, and Nurse #2, who helped us hold her down and administered the shot. I called Husband and told him that she is way too strong for three women to handle and he’s better plan to be there next time. And perhaps he should enlist the help of the Philadelphia Eagles.
Then we got the eye drops. After the shot, I figured they were no big deal.
It takes Husband and me at least 20 minutes to get them in her eyes. We’ve tried discipline, bribery with candy… the only thing that has worked thus far is both of us holding her down and forcing her eyes open. And she is on this medicine Four. More. Days. Three times a day.
Anyone have any helpful suggestions? Besides rendering her unconscious?? Cause we thought of that one already. Please – please – if you have any suggestions… even if you never comment on here… please pass them on before I lose my mind!!!!