overheard while standing outside the girls’ bedroom

*names have been changed to protect the, um, innocent*

Girl A: “TREAT OTHERS THE WAY YOU WANT TO BE TREATED!”
Girl B: “YOU TOO, YOU MEANIE!”
Girl A: “YOU’RE THE MEANIE!”
Girl B: “WELL I’M TREATING YOU THE WAY YOU WANT TO BE TREATED BECAUSE YOU’RE BEING SUCH A BIG MEANIE!!!!!!!!”

I believe this conflict was about post-it notes.

While I am bursting with pride with their use of Biblical Principles, I thik we need to have a discussion about applying those Biblical Principles, don’t you?

SIDEBAR: Within two minutes, they had apologized, made up and were happily playing together. The sudden bursts of drama these two sisters have positively confound me.